Poor Silver.
Irrelevant in today’s world. Riding stormy seas is so 18th century.
Put out to pasture.
New status? Landlubber. Fish out of water.
The ancient pirate finds solace at the car wash.
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If you don't see him in the future, look for him in the pasture.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's good!
DeleteI guess the car wash is as close to water as he can get. Unless he wants to work on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Cool use of the idioms.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a great suggestion! I didn't even think about Disneyland! Thanks for reading!
DeleteThis is so great! :D I would totally want my car to be washed by a pirate!
ReplyDeleteThanks Draug! Me too!
ReplyDeleteyer pirate can certainly come wash MY car . . . it is filthy from the weird 'laska weather.
ReplyDeleteyour piece made me smile. :)
Made me laugh out loud. I've felt like Silver myself some days. Next time, I'm headed to the car wash. If it can work for him, who knows what it can do for me!
ReplyDeletecertainly made me laugh ... Keep up the good work :)
ReplyDeletePoor pirate... definitely like a fish out of water if hes surrounded himself with water in a car wash! Cute take that made me smile!
ReplyDeleteJoyful piece, I enjoyed it. Poor old pirate working at the car wash.
ReplyDeleteHa! A pirate at the car wash. I love this Valerie! So clever and so well written!
ReplyDeleteImagining a pirate enjoying the carwash made me smile :)
ReplyDeleteImmediately I imagined Depp as a car wash-not that bad,eh?lol!A cute take onn the prompt-loved the idioms:-)
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ReplyDeleteQuirky and interesting take, yes please Pirate to wash mine also - Johnny Depp preference though.. hell I was writing this and glanced up at Atreyee's answer...great minds I guess :-)
ReplyDeleteHaha too funny. I love the term "landlubber." :)
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